Coping Strategies
Coping Strategies Idea One(For the homosexual male): Paint your glans with nail varnish ( red is recommended) on drifting off to sleep. In the morning stare down and imagine that you have a crippling STD that has made you all swollen. You may feel a sinking dread, but it will be accompanied by a vague fruity acknowledgement that you must have done it with someone.
NOTE: this only works for the first couple of seconds of coming around
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This was ment for the Hetrosexual Male not the homosexual but they are welcome to try it out too
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