I am beginning to realise duplicity is the key to success in matters both social and romantic. Why not, then, wear seductive masks to seduce the seductable masses?
Johnny Depp, because everyone seems to fancy Johnny Depp, and everyone seems to love fucking pirates
Beyonce, because I don't know who straight men fancy, and i guess maybe they fancy her, maybe, yes, no? I just like her anyway
and if Dan wanted to seduce me
and if i wanted to Seduce Dan
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